wise sayings from a surfer magazine

"If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want." Oscar Wilde

"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference." Winston Churchill

"If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it." Mary Engelbreit

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed." Benjamin Franklin

"A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure." Lee Segall

"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop." Lewis Caroll, Alice in Wonderland

"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it." Andre Gide

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them." Bill Vaughn

"I don't do drugs, I am drugs." Salvador Dali

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?" Steven Wright

"Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route." Unknown

"If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance." Andrea Boydston

"Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you." Robert Fulghum

"It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't." Barbara Kingsolver

"Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children." Mignon McLaughlin

"If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsability on their shoulders." Abigail van Buren